Completely Hollywood (abridged)

February 9, 2018, 7:30 pm at Bastrop Opera House, 711 Spring St, Bastrop, TX 78602, United States
Ready for a frollicking good time? Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theater ... the Bastrop Opera House boldly goes where few would dare - Tinseltown! The cast take on America's largest cultural and economic export (well, except for weapons) in this seriously silly show biz satire. Get your clapper boards ready as we rummage through the reels and flick through the films in this riotous carnival of the classics. Giving Hollywood more than just a nip and a tuck, they cut through the celluloid to condense the 186 greatest films in Hollywood's over 100-year history into a complete compilation of classic cinematic cliches - plus a few brand new cliches they just made up. Come dressed as your favorite movie star and you might win your very own "Oscar" during our costume contest. Show dates, times and ticket info at:

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